2/10
Looking for a true crime documentary in real time? Look no further! We booked 5 nights, made it through 1. Our DoorDash driver straight-up stole our food (bonus feature), and the next morning we woke to an FBI standoff across the street—guns, roadblocks, the full show. Not listed in the amenities.The hosts were nice, but apparently unaware they live in a Grand Theft Auto expansion pack. Neighborhood vibes? Think abandoned houses, busted cars, and a grocery store cast straight from The Walking Dead.The house? Musty, tilted like a funhouse, with beds made of sorrow and plywood. Decor covers every inch of wall—probably to distract from the fact the place is falling apart. Definitely a cash grab, not a cozy retreat.Wouldn’t stay again unless I’m filming a survival reality show.
Adam M.
Yöpyi 1 yön toukokuussa 2025