Even after a barrage of emails in German over a period of several months, the entry procedures did not work. It was almost impossible to reach the host. A resident or manager? On the property was disheveled, disinterested, and boardering on rude. The rural dwelling was dark and surrounded by the smell of manure. They had not provided towels and couldn’t understand our request. The tiny room photos are somewhat misleading. The off-site host grew impatient with us and suggested we lodge elsewhere; we did!