2/10 Hirveä
Sarah
8.9.2025
If you’re looking for an authentic wilderness survival experience without leaving the comfort of a motel bed, this is the place for you.
Both beds came pre-seasoned with mystery hairs and questionable stains. The pillows were a lovely shade of “used mascara and questionable yellow splotches” and my request for extras was completely ignored.. which in hindsight was probably a blessing. Bugs were included free of charge, and not the small, ignorable kind either.
The bathroom? The door didn’t close, the tub had more mold than grout, and we were greeted by someone else’s half-used toiletries in the drawers (thanks, previous guest, for your generous donation). The freezer was frozen on the outside, and the bathroom ceiling joined the tub in a moldy duet.
The balcony offered a gorgeous mountain view… until the MASSIVE spiders made it clear they had the best claim to it.
This place could honestly be something special. the location is beautiful. But until Rocky Mountain Spring Lodge invests in bleach, bug control, and maybe a bonfire for their current bedding, I’d recommend admiring the scenery from literally anywhere else.
Sarah
Yöpyi 1 yön syyskuussa 2025