2/10 Hirveä
Olivia M.
6.8.2024
Huonoa: Siisteys
Beautiful view and that's the only good thing I have to say
First of all, let me just say that despite the view being beautiful, the host has cunningly angled their photos to hide that the room, and indeed all rooms on this side of the lodge, directly overlook a large parking lot, a double level outdoor dining patio, and that the balcony is one shared by every patron staying on your floor, meaning there will be unpredictable foot traffic (and possibly eye traffic) outside your bedroom window with just slatted wood blinds to hurriedly undress behind.
Our romantic evening at the lodge's 4.5 star restaurant, Bearrr Appetit, included such highlights as:
- being asked "how many would you like?" by our waiter after asking to start with "a couple glasses of wine".
- explaining to our waiter what a vinaigrette was (and then receiving something after about 45 minutes that had both the appearance and consistency of barbecue sauce).
- my partner experiencing the intense digestive malaise that accompanies ingesting questionable substances pretending to be vinaigrette when they are clearly something else entirely.
- ordering a steak, only to receive what was clearly the hastily cut out sole from the chefs boot (however, it was steamed to perfection, if that's how you like your steaks).
To show I'm not without a balanced perspective, I will say the mattress was surprisingly comfortable and somehow I slept restfully despite used pitchforks and hoes being the chosen decor looming overhead. Other decor included an assortment of artfully distressed
Olivia M.
Yöpyi 1 yön elokuussa 2024