False River Waterfront - Pets - Fire Pit - Porch

Summary:

Private False River waterfront home for families & groups to swim, fish, paddle & enjoy life on the water.

🔹215 ft private pier, paddle boards & lily pad

🔸Fenced yard: pergola, patio, fire pit & dining

🔹Screened porch w/ flameless grill, lounge seating & TV

🔸Spacious 2,500 sq ft interior w/ fully stocked kitchen

🔹Giant Jenga, Connect 4, board games & fishing poles

🔸Hosts 14: 2 King, 2 Queen + 2 Queen floor mattresses

🔹Pets welcome

🔸Sandbar, beach & restaurants accessible by boat



The Space:

🔴 INTERIOR FLOOR PLAN 🔴

🔸All amenities are on one level. This ranch home offers 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms with zero steps involved.

🔹Kitchen, dining, and living room are one open space

🔴 HOME SUMMARY 🔴

🔹Our waterfront ranch home was built in 2015 with entertainment as the focal point. It's been thoughtfully designed w/ families, groups, & business travelers in mind.

🔸Upon entering, you'll be greeted with a large open concept with vaulted ceilings - kitchen, dining, living room

🔹You'll enjoy a fully stocked and updated kitchen/dining area, you'll find breakfast bar seating with 4 barstools, quartz countertops, and a large dining table that comfortably sits 6-8. This is the perfect area for groups or families to enjoy a feast or play a board game. Also, there's a highchair for the littles.

🔸After brewing your complimentary coffee or heating some tea, you can kick your feet up in the living room and enjoy a view of the water, a wood burning fire, or a Netflix movie.

🔹Step outside onto the spacious deck screened in porch overlooking the False River. You can also enjoy the gas grill, smart TV, and dining furniture in this shaded and bug free area.

🔸Step outside onto the large patio where you can enjoy cozy furniture under a 20x15 pergola, and outdoor fire place. This is an incredibly peaceful spot to hang out and enjoy the beauty of False River.

🔹The dock is gated for children and animal safety in mind, but you can easily walk onto the dock for all water activities, sit at the end in our dock furniture, or hop onto your boat.

🔸Pontoon boat rentals are available from Geaux Outdoors

🔹Let's head back inside and into the bedrooms. The king master bedroom has a 55" TV, attached full bathroom with luxury bath tub, walk-in shower, and walk-out to the screened porch. The other three bedrooms on this level offer 1 king and 2 queen beds, while each has a + 50" smart TV.

🔸Families can enjoy the on site pack n play and 2 queen floor mattresses for additional sleeping spaces

🔹Make yourself at home with our main level washer and dryer - detergent is free

🔸Outside the beauty of our home is an ideal location that offers quiet living while still having close access to restaurants, gas, basic necessities, and entertainment.

DRIVING DISTANCE TO ⤵️

Baton Rouge, LA - 25 min

Lafayette, LA - 75 min

New Orleans, LA - 90 min

Geaux Tiger's Stadium - 45 min

LSU - 45 min

St. Francisville/Myrtles Plantation - 25 min

Pelican Yacht Club - 15 min

Farmers Feed Mill - 30 min

Walmart - 10 min

Morel's Restaurant - 8 min

Satterfield's Restaurant - 6 min

Ma Mama's Kitchen - 7 min

John James Audubon Bridge - 12 min

Wild Louisiana Tours - 2:15 min

Pointe Coupee Parks and Recreation Dept - 2:15 min



Guest Access:

▪️Keyless entry

▪️You'll have access to the entire property

▪️You'll have TWO parking spots under the over hand, THREE spots in the driveway, and FREE street parking



The Neighborhood:

Small and friendly community of houses in a single strip that includes10 homes segregated by an empty

lot between each home. Privacy and peace are surround each property.



Getting Around:

BOAT

The Sand Bar is located on the other side of the river, with volleyball beaches and sometimes having live

music. Local restaurants are directly across the water from the property in the town of New Roads, such as

Morels, Satterfields, and Ma Mama's Kitchen.



CAR

You can drive over to St. Francisville and there is another

great spot to eat called The Francis. In the town of New roads there is a Walmart on hospital dr. That is about a 10 min drive from the house.



Other Things to Note:

🔹All overnight guests must be included on the reservation. If you plan to have additional visitors at the property during your stay (such as for a family gathering, birthday celebration, reunion, or hosting local friends), please let us know in advance. Day visitors are welcome with prior approval from the host, and will be charged a a $15 per person visitor fee through the booking platform after your reservation is confirmed. To ensure a great experience for everyone and to comply with our house rules, all visitors must be disclosed and approved before arriving.

🔸Two pets maximum per stay (A pet fee will apply).

🔹Refunds will not be issued for cancellations due to inclement weather or personal emergencies. We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause

🔸Bird droppings are a regular occurrence on our dock, chairs, and tables, thanks to False River's active waterfowl population. Despite weekly cleanings, keeping them poop-free is a constant challenge for all lake houses. To help, we've provided a water hose and brush at the gazebo for chair clean-ups. Sorry for any inconvenience—just part of lake life!

🔹Before your arrival, we kindly ask that you complete a quick guest verification through our trusted third-party provider, Guesty. This request is within the guidelines of this platform's terms and conditions, and helps us ensure a safe experience for our guests and our properties are kept in great condition. It only takes about 2 minutes to complete.



Interaction with Guests:

Your privacy will be respected, but a member of our local team will be available to be on site "if needed"