Hotellit uima-altaalla - Cahaba Heights, Birmingham

”Points for being clean and quiet, but… BUT, the pillows were terrible. So much so that I had to make my own by folding up the comforter from the other bed. Also, the breakfast tasted like it was made by someone with a vendetta against humanity. I seriously don’t know what’s wrong with the people who say it’s good. How do you make sausage taste and feel like rubber? How do you make goopy scrambled eggs? HOWWWWW do you manage to serve it all cold? I think the rave reviews are a consequence...

”Friendly and helpful staff, very clean and well maintained, comfortable bed. Overall a wonderful place to stay.”

”Carpet in our room needed to be cleaned as there were big stains. Carpet in hallways also looked like they hadn’t been vacuumed in a while. Tiles/flooring in elevators were severely cracked and needed to be replaced. Also upon arrival, entering the lobby to check in, it was very warm. You could tell there was no air conditioning in that area, perhaps it was broken or hotel trying to save money but temp levels were warmer than outdoors ”

”I had called and arranged for the two rooms to be beside each other. That was never noted and we ended up with one room on 1st and one on 3rd. ”

”For breakfast they had omelets and over hard eggs. It was a nice change for the watery scrambled eggs everyone else serves. The pool was freezing but that didn't stop the kids from swimming. ”

”This property didn’t look anything like the pictures online. It desperately needs to be remodeled. The front desk didn’t have clean towels to hand out. The staff during breakfast was very friendly and helpful.”