Upon arrival, the promise of a boutique hotel fell away quite quickly to be replaced with the feel of a slightly upscale student escape.
The room was small and the bed was very comfortable. However the room temperature could only be controlled through opening the window. The bathroom, a first for me - over three levels - was barely functional. The shower had numerous controls many of which had no bearing on water pressure nor temperature. The shower was also located centrally to the bath which meant the screen scattered the water to all corners of the bathroom… and possibly beyond. A visit to the sink for a wash or a shave provided no respite. It began with a requirement to try and move the bath screen out of the way - difficult, whilst avoiding collisions with the hairdryer and some sort of dispenser on the other wall. One literally had to be on their toes.
I’ve saved the most nauseating part of our stay to the end. The cleaner banged on the door and announced we would be charged for another night if we hadn’t checked out in five minutes.
Boutique my a*#e