2/10 Hirveä
Mark
28.7.2025
Huonoa: Siisteys ja majoituspaikan kunto ja tilat
Ah, Italy — land of fine wine, ancient ruins, and resort rooms modeled after solitary confinement! Our “summer hut” was so small a shoebox would’ve been roomy. I’ve seen prison cells with more space and better amenities — and at least they get more than one towel for an entire week.
Power outlets? Three. One in the bathroom (toilet charging, anyone?) and one on the ceiling — because nothing screams luxury like scaling furniture to charge your phone.
Hot water? Occasionally. Two days without any, then the rest were either lava-hot or glacier-cold. Showering was more survival training than hygiene.
Sunbeds and parasols? Not included. Sunshine is free, but sitting under it? That’ll cost you.
We also got a bonus ant infestation — the largest ants we’ve ever seen. Staff handed us a can of bug spray and a shrug. Pest control? DIY-style.
Asked to switch rooms, were offered one with a glass shower door into the bedroom — perfect for families who enjoy zero privacy! Tried to leave, but were told “no refunds.”
The only positive? The air con. Probably because the room was basically a sealed Tupperware container.
In summary: If you’re seeking a spiritual journey into cramped spaces and character building, look no further. Otherwise, perhaps just pitch a tent in a parking lot. Same experience, less ants.
Mark
Yöpyi 7 yötä heinäkuussa 2025